Originally Posted By butthorn

“That’s 72 unforced errors for Richie Tenenbaum. He’s playing the worst tennis of his life. What’s he feeling right now?”

I don’t know, Jim. There’s obviously something wrong with him. He’s taken off his shoes and one of his socks and… actually, I think he’s crying.”

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Originally Posted By deathadders

“This time tomorrow, where will we be?” #TheDarjeelingLimited

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“This time tomorrow, where will we be?” #TheDarjeelingLimited

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Originally Posted By strawberriesandrice

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Originally Posted By factplusfiction

Currently Channeling: Life Aquatic (Celebrity Style and Fashion from WhoWhatWear) [via factplusfiction]

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Originally Posted By kgtl

kgtl:

They’ll never catch me… because I’m fucking innocent.

“Bottle Rocket.”

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Originally Posted By kgtl

I was also considering being Richie for Halloween since I have the exact headband. I’m trying to convince my straight-haired, straight-faced friend to be Margot. Obviously, I’d have to be a post-suicide-attempt Richie.
kgtl:

I should definitely go as Richie Tenenbaum for Halloween. All I need to add to how I currently look is the headband.
I really hope I’m not subconsciously trying to do the same thing as Richie with that look.

I was also considering being Richie for Halloween since I have the exact headband. I’m trying to convince my straight-haired, straight-faced friend to be Margot. Obviously, I’d have to be a post-suicide-attempt Richie.

kgtl:

I should definitely go as Richie Tenenbaum for Halloween. All I need to add to how I currently look is the headband.

I really hope I’m not subconsciously trying to do the same thing as Richie with that look.

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What if Wes Anderson directed Spiderman?

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Originally Posted By kgtl

kgtl:

“… and how long will you be staying with us, Mr Blume?”
“Indefinitely, I’m being sued for divorce”
“Very good, sir”
“Say can you tell me where the pool’s located, I might want to take a dip after I have dinner and hit the bar”
“It’s on the roof, sir”

kgtl:

“… and how long will you be staying with us, Mr Blume?”

“Indefinitely, I’m being sued for divorce”

“Very good, sir”

“Say can you tell me where the pool’s located, I might want to take a dip after I have dinner and hit the bar”

“It’s on the roof, sir”

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